I amuse myself : p
1. DESCRIBE ONE OF YOUR SCARS. HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I have one on my leg... left leg... on the outside near my knee. It is skinny on one end and gets fatter on the other end. It's a bit wrinkly looking.
My dad has one that looks the same but on the top of one of his legs. I saw it once when he was wearing shorts and I think we were sitting at a baseball game.
I asked where he got his. He got it from a knife... trying to open a box or something and it slipped.
I got mine from a tree. A thorn tree. I was trying to climb it. I was a smart kid.
I slipped and a thorn caught my leg.
My dad cut down the tree.
It's my fault a tree died.
2. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Really? Right now?
To crawl into bed. I'm tired.
3. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF DAY YOU WERE BORN?
Not off the top of my head. Is that bad?
I know it was the afternoon.
My sister was born in the middle of the night. I was almost 8 and I had to go to my neighbors' house. Who-who and Honey. Who-who collected owls... and she made cakes. She would give me ziploc bags full of "cake crumbs"... bits of cake and FROSTING! Honey... I don't know where he got his nickname but it was what Who-who called him.
Anyway, I went to their house and didn't sleep a wink. Honey was the loudest snorer on the planet. And I was down the hall from them! I don't know how his wife slept.
4. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
The back yard and my two dogs. Not really toys... but my best friends.
5. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED:
Uhhh...
6. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
My coworker, Anne.
7. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
No.
But I probably would if I just watched a scary movie.
That's why I don't watch scary movies.
8. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Probably some stupid movie... I realize that's not exactly a person... but close enough.
9. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
Nada. I had them removed when I was in undergrad... I think I was like 21.
Now I have no wisdom.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
I have some perfume I got in Denmark that smells nice.
And I like the raspberry body spray from Bath and Body Works.
11. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Nice hair, happy eyes.
Chris has dark brown hair/green eyes so I suppose that's what I like! : )
12. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY?
I can't be both? I think you have to be smart to think of funny things to say.
Unless you are funny because you are stupid.
Or klutzy.
Hmm...
13. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Eww...
I wouldn't sleep for a year.
14. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
My quesadillas. I'm craving one.
15. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Probably Chris.
16. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
I used to speak French quite well. Don't ask me to do it now.
17. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
Yes.
18. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Where are they going? Can I go too? Is it somewhere cool?
Too bad I'm already in love.
Or good thing.
Depending on whether or not you like Florida.
19. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?Interpretive dance?
HA HA HA!! That was Katie's answer and it made me laugh until I almost peed a little. So I'm leaving it.
I do like to dance.
20. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Surveys... ha ha.
No... really, bad drivers...
and people who talk on their cell phone at inappropriate times...
and parents who take their kids to adult movies and expect them to sit still and be quiet... and then do nothing about it when they don't.
And bad customer service.
21. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
Yep.
Sweden and Denmark.
22. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
I put too much on my plate sometimes... and then I stress out.
I'm a bit sensitive.
23. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Does that laser hair removal thing count? I've been saying I want to get rid of my armpit hair permanently since I was quite young. And now they really do it!!
24. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
So I could avoid doing anything else.
25. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
I wasn't. Now I don't need to.
26. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT THE MOST?
Lately? My fabulous engagement ring.
Seriously, random people compliment me on it all the time.
27. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Nothing. I don't drink too often anyway. But I would miss nice cold beer.
28. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
I don't know.
I'm about to be a stepmother. To 1.
Maybe 1 or 2.
Maybe none.
29. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nope.
30. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
Hmm... I don't know. I can't remember.
I can't ever remember anything though.
31. ANY BAD HABITS?
Yes.
32. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Sure. I bake very well!
33. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS?
Ummm... no?
34. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Absolutely. Anyone who thinks differently is in denial. Or they're ugly.
That was Katie's answer again. It was too funny to remove!
35. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
I throw things at Chris' head.
36. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Yes.
Some might say too easily.
37. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG:
That would require me to think and I don't feel like it right now.
38. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
It changes from year to year.
Not a holiday but a day when something big happens. Or something comfortable. Or whatever.
39. FAVORITE EXPRESSION?
Argh... another one where I have to think?
Forget it.
: p
2 comments:
Regarding #22, I read it literally at first (as in, you put too much food on your plate), and when I read the part about getting stressed out, I was like, "It's only food!" Then I realized what a dork I was for not getting the metaphor :)
Ha ha ha!! Thanks for making me laugh! I'm so tired right now I could die but that was funny!
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