Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Rape of the Skink

Sunday evening I was walking up the pathway to my apartment, chatting with a friend after a relaxing day, when I spied something strange on the ground. I stopped and glanced over while wondering aloud what it was...


It really is too bad that I can't be purposefully witty, only on accident, because this is one of those times I'd really love to write some animal planet-esque commentary to go with the rapidly humping skink.

(imagine English accent here... something like Miz Doolittle)
Please notice the male skink 'as a colourful 'ead... the 'ead atop 'is shoulders, you wanka. Also see that 'e is 'oldin on to the female skink by biting 'er skin and pulling it waaaay fah from 'er body. 'e's a wanka too. Rapin' a poor girlie like that.

Rape is right... the fellow was thrusting like a mad man and the girlie waited a bit and then attempted to make a mad dash. But he was BITING her. So he ran right along. Thank goodness. I woulda hated to see her skin come right off in his mouth or something.

Poor skink. She's a skink... not a skAnk.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's all about reptiles this week. I don't think I've seen a skink before. It's one of the few things that has not scurried into my house.

I think I saw some squirrels humping at UNF recently. Why is that just so fascinating?

Tracy said...

Animals gettin' it on and old ladies retching in parking lots... you can't tear your eyes away.

Tracy said...

I think they were busy... I didn't scare them.